Saturday, March 29, 2014

Marriage Da Garriage Review

Marriage Da Garriage Punjabi Movie Review

RATING 0 / 10

Star Cast - Navraj Hans , Keeya Khanna, BN Sharma, Jaswinder Bhalla, Upasna Singh, Deepak Raja, Shakti Kapoor, Rajjzak Khan

Director - Jaswinder Singh

Review - I had to adjust my rating system for this movie . Usually it is 5 numbered rating , but that would not do justice to this movie so i had to expand it to 10.

0 out of 10 , yes, it is precisely these kind of movies which have harmed Punjabi Film Industry, and its time for producers to know that you can spend all the money you have but still you cannot earn a dime if you produce a garbage like this.
The movie intimidates you, frustates you , almost all the audience which had gone to see the movie left with bitter taste even before the intermission. But i kept on sitting throughout the horror of a movie that is marriage da garriage.

So the film starts with a utterly nonsense scene of Jaswinder Bhalla and B N Sharma. I dont know what is wrong with B N Sharma in this one he is usually good but with kind of dialogues and character he was given he looks horrendously over acting. Jaswinder Bhallas one liners are no amusing either. His constant MUHAWARAs are highly irritating and his acting is below average. From the very start the director is clueless, these two con man come out of the jail and decide to open up a Marriage da Garriage. The numbering starts and we land on to another useless scene of Rana. I wouldnt dare to go through the horror of describing every scene of the movie so cutting my crap short , the story is worthless piece of junk , with no scenes interconnected. The main  lead of the movie Navraj Hans has screen space of no more then 10 minutes and reason for that is that he cannot act. But that too is due to lack of imagination from the director himself. He didnt stand a chance as he was virtually an extra in the movie, and personally i know when this happens when one artist takes lead control of the content and just wants himself on the screen, but again its directors duty to keep focus on the script , and when director is clueless this is what happens.

Shakti Kapoor was also wasted and upassna singh's good acting couldnt even save a single seen. But what could she do when she was working on a handicap of a script already. The whole story evolves around these two cons played by bhalla and BN . Major scenes keep on introducing useless and nonsense characters who apply in there marriage garriage. Nearly every scene is above 3 to 4 minutes of length. The background music was at best pathetic .  And if you had the guts to sit after interval i am sure you must have felt like dumbest being on the planet who is thinking why i just didnt leave when other people did.

The movie is prime time example of how would a layman make a movie without even knowing A of it. There is no Plot , there is no story, its just some rubbish jokes of jaswinder bhalla thrown on screen. I have seen better VCD's.

I think the producers of this movie havent seen the other movies from the same director , Vicky J , Jaswinder Singh . You N me , Rabb toh sona ishq. They were also horror movies and so is this one.

I never try to get personal and i am not being here either. But someone has to put an end to this kind of madness . It is ruining Punjabi movie industry , i am sure who ever went out to see this movie wont dare to go to a punjabi movie for atleast a year. Who wants to go and pay 150 bucks to  watch shit . Why cant producers see that its useless to pay high amount of money if they dont have a good script. And its high  time  for even actors to think will they go down in history as money eaters who mauled an emerging medium or people who did make money but also made sure that the industry is not harmed with these kind of misadventures. PERIOD.

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