You n Me watched only by you n me

  Today is release of yet another Punjabi Film by Batra Productions. It is sad to see batra banner licking dust by releasing such projects and in last two years they have released nothing worth watching.

        The film is directed by some vicky j, featuring totally new artists including the producer in main lead. So what are chances of this film making even 10 percent of initial cost? NIL.

  The film didnt get any cinema to launch it and few who did no one gave it more than one show. And that too because oroduction house itself has purchased 10 tickets to keep show going.

   Whats the point in making a srupid movie ? If you think you can make a D grade movie in 20-30 lakhs and expect it to earn millions than please do yourself a favour and keep your money safe. Whats the point of spending money and then get rediculed and laughed at.

  This is not what you call film, its vcd which you can buy for Rs 50 and Not something you would pay Rs150 to watch in a theatre.

Punjabi Films ReleAse list

As the danger zone of march finishes punjabi film audience can expect 5 releases in upcoming days. So lets take a look at which films are these and guess which of them are promising.

29 March 2013

You N Me

The poster is ummm... uninteresting . It looks like a telefilm , the guys could'nt even make a convincing poster and movie? Well as well wisher of punjabi cinema I want every film to be a hit , but no one should expect that by making some low buget movie he gets rich by gullible punjabi cinema lovers. But ill watch it for sure. I hope its worth it.

12 April 2013

Bikkar Bai Sentimental

This seems to be a good movie with its trailor it seems to be a  good action comedy. The leading stars in the movie is Jassi Jasraj (the guy who became famous after bashing yoyo honey singh in his ht song), priti gingyaani (mohabattein fame.!?).

It also has to be the fastest movie made as far my sources tell me , from start to finish 3 months flat. So lets see if this movie is as good as à kfc chicken.

From promos and events in which lead character is seen holding a manje da pawa (triple baseball bat) i am very sure he is one son of soil commited to remove vulgarity and promote Punjabi Culture in a rightful manner.

Pooja. Kiven aa - a question nobody cared for

Release of film pooja kiven aa may be a bad news for its producers. But it proved to be a blessing in disguise for love birds who like to get hanky panky in a corner seat of a theatre because they were the only ones who purchased tickets. But damn those clauses in constitution which provides liberty to cinema owners to cancel a show if occupency is less then 8.

With this i hope producers learn that pooja jiven vi aa. Nobody cares. And hope producer learned its better to gift a big daimond rather than a. Movie. A daimond last forever while movie lasts a day or two.

SADDA HAQ Aethe Rakh

Sadda Haq releases worldwide on 5 April and probably is one great film that will break records atleast in UK , USA, CANADA.

Thanks to Govt. of India for giving it more publicity by banning it. The sensor did its job and gave u certificate but alas Govt in centre is of a party that has been actively involved in igniting the issue.

Overseas response is expected to be phenomenal because most people living their migrated abroad during the dark times this film is based on.

Kudos to the producer and director because it takes gut to do this kind of thing. Its Sadda Haq to remember the past abd learn lessons from it. So do watch this one.

EPIC TITLES

Epic in the sense that they are being made from years but yet to see the face of light.


This is an unordered list of films that never came into may be but some might see a decent releAse others will end up as life long nightmare's.

Mail kra de rabba 2
Yaar Anmulle 2
Yaar kaminay
Desi Munde
Teri meri ik jind
Ik vaari han karde
Saada jawAi NRI

Releasing tomorrow to a cinema not near you

Thats all i can say about a film which couldn't get more than two shows on its opening day.

Tomorrow is release of yet another Punjabi Film by former singing sensation Miss Pooja titled POOJA KIVEN AA. But frankly speaking were the producers sniffing come or something? As if her star power was not evident from her debut at height of her career.

I respect the lady mind you. But whats the point of making a movie in 3 months and releasing it asap without even making some TRP. Lesson to be learnt here is that its. Not raining money at box office dudes, you better do your homework rather than jumping the. Bandwagon.

Upcoming Punjabi Films

Poster Analysis-

JATT AIRWAYS - The poster of upcoming film jatt airways is out. They say don't judge a book by its cover but same cannot be said about a movie poster.

But a poster is the last thing on mind for Punjabi Film makers. Some of the least creative posters can be found here easy with exception of film Mirza .Just take few profile shots of all actors and place them side by side in order of their poster value and you are done.

So poster of jatt airways is just ordinary , it is made by the same director who delivered a film last year that broke the tide of happiness on which punjabi movie buffs were surfing on after the huge success of jatt and juliet and carry on jatta. The easily forgettable sirphire.

It's surprising to see an epic failure to churn out another flick so soon.
The main lead guy is Alfaaz who can be seen with his beer belly shining out and expressionless pose. Binu Dhillon and BN Sharma could really be the only people to save the crew if this airbus takes a nosedive. Lets wait for its music which has to songs from YoYo Honey singh

Money, Fun and Action

Intriguing title isn't it ? But this title describes mentality of some new budding producers in film , like a director they actually perceive that Lights, Camera and Action spoken on shoot are actually synonyms and think that movie making needs only money and its a fun job with hotties around and its they who should say Action on the set.

No matter how wise a producer is its almost certain that 7 out of ten think that film making is very easy, they think that t a movie is collection of scenes and they can go ahead and make scene themselves and force the director to shoot it their way.

These kinds of producers are bound to end up with mutilated story, random changes to the script and a piece of crap rather than a spell binding story. They fail to respect the art of movie making and end up with total loss at box office.

And then they blame people involved in making the film. So what should a new producer do?

First of all they should ask themselves that if they had to make a dish and have no idea how to make it, they would keep a chef , simple isn't it? Ok now what if they keep on instructing the chef to add ingredients to their will and he can add nothing without their instruction ? Yes answer is that they will get the same tasteless dish they would have cooked themselves so there is no point in keeping the chef.

Yes movie making seems easy , yes you are right that certain scene in a movie made laugh and some other made you cry, but that does not mean you can make a movie.

So what should producer do? Of course i am not asking him to be an ATM. But what he should do maximum is appoint a man who can handle his money and check on daily costs. And above all if you cannot trust a script or the director you should simply stay away. Movie making is not for light hearted people .

Upcoming punjabi films

The most recent film awaited is "Pooja kiven aa" , i would like to clarify its most recent film to be released that is 3 days from today , i dont mean its MOST AWAITED, rather i wonder if someone on this planet awaits a movie of miss pooja.


Unlike most expected trait Miss Pooja's ainging talent has rather declined more , where singers are expected to improve everyday .

And so is her acting, so its high time miss pooja you realize that you could never sing and god gave you your best time.

Bollywood actors card scams

I am posting this because a lot of inspiring actors have been recently cheated off their money.

So anyone who is serious about entering the industry should know that some very credible people with their original cards , website etc are arranging auditions , some say they are making a serial and some movies. Now hownyou differentiate between genuine and thugs.

Its simple if anyone asks you to give them money to make your card, he is a thug. There are so many strugglers around no known company or person would care to make a card for you.

In the recent incident some people ended up paying 50, 000 Rs for card. There is no card this expensive, these kind of thugs just take your money and disappear.

Write here if you have gone through this.

You have been warned .

Punjabi films update till 8 march.

So punjabi film lovers the  much anticipated year of punjabi film has begun.

But it started with a full start because highly anticipated punjabi film "Saadi love story " nose dived the very first week of its release. Along with itself, film also took down Diljit and Dheeraj Ratan . The film was badly made story was totally wrecked, neetu singh was too heavy. The only winner here was surveen chawla.

Then came "tun mera 22 mein tera 22" , which was an average hit. But surely it sailed on tough sea of boxoffice. All kuddos to "yo yo honey singh" and binnu dhillon. Amarinder was not in his character, mandy was lovely for first time.

Gippy Grewal had hugely improved his acting skill , at least he respects the medium and money of producer as well as of audience. The result was 3 weeks and still running "love story of Singh vs Kaur". Surveen chawla shines through as next big face of punjabi films after a long time hold of neeru bajwa. The film is a blockbuster .

Movie "Sajjan" of Ks Makhan bombed at box office and it couldnt even generate opening of 3 lakh! !  Direction was one step ahead of word pathetic and acting is something Ks makhan should leave for others to do. We love you as a  ace singer no doubt.

Another movie that bombed the red and blue out of producers and it was First Punjabi Movie in 3D. "Pehchaan 3d" . Even though it will go down in history forever as first punjabi 3d movie, i am sure that is not enough for a producer. But guys even hindi cinema is yet to see a decent 3d release, heck hollywood itself is still experimenting to get the best of 3d , life of pi has shown new potentials , so how could you expect it to excite a film faternity who hasnt seen good cinema in years.

The last film to talk about is "Stupid 7". It didnt got a decent release , but its high time film makers respect the money an average man has to pay to watch a film. No matter what your subject if you cant shoot t properly, or give it film look why bother yourself and others . Why not release a vcd or dvd. Its high time to notice that you have to deliever to a certain standard and then expect to get your investment back.

I have no intention of hurting or insulting anyone . Its my personal viewpoint.

punjabi films are big ? yes and no

Welcome to this blog. If you have come here I persume you are a person of any nationality with interest in this as yet small emerging industry. You have heard stories (factual) that jatt and juliet did 40 crore , carry on jatta did 30 crore business and other wow stories. So you might be too tempted to invest some of your stash in a film. As a maker myself I would like to give you a quesstionaire read it andiff everything is perfect go for it. 1.Do you know first of all, how this film business works? 2.have you verified the fact your selves? 3.Are you sure the person you are relying on is capable enough?

     So answer to the question are punjabi films big ? Is dependent upon the ability of people making it. Hopefully we will update this blog with any information related to punjabi film industry. Aka pollywood