You n Me watched only by you n me

  Today is release of yet another Punjabi Film by Batra Productions. It is sad to see batra banner licking dust by releasing such projects and in last two years they have released nothing worth watching.

        The film is directed by some vicky j, featuring totally new artists including the producer in main lead. So what are chances of this film making even 10 percent of initial cost? NIL.

  The film didnt get any cinema to launch it and few who did no one gave it more than one show. And that too because oroduction house itself has purchased 10 tickets to keep show going.

   Whats the point in making a srupid movie ? If you think you can make a D grade movie in 20-30 lakhs and expect it to earn millions than please do yourself a favour and keep your money safe. Whats the point of spending money and then get rediculed and laughed at.

  This is not what you call film, its vcd which you can buy for Rs 50 and Not something you would pay Rs150 to watch in a theatre.

Punjabi Films ReleAse list

As the danger zone of march finishes punjabi film audience can expect 5 releases in upcoming days. So lets take a look at which films are these and guess which of them are promising.

29 March 2013

You N Me

The poster is ummm... uninteresting . It looks like a telefilm , the guys could'nt even make a convincing poster and movie? Well as well wisher of punjabi cinema I want every film to be a hit , but no one should expect that by making some low buget movie he gets rich by gullible punjabi cinema lovers. But ill watch it for sure. I hope its worth it.

12 April 2013

Bikkar Bai Sentimental

This seems to be a good movie with its trailor it seems to be a  good action comedy. The leading stars in the movie is Jassi Jasraj (the guy who became famous after bashing yoyo honey singh in his ht song), priti gingyaani (mohabattein fame.!?).

It also has to be the fastest movie made as far my sources tell me , from start to finish 3 months flat. So lets see if this movie is as good as à kfc chicken.

From promos and events in which lead character is seen holding a manje da pawa (triple baseball bat) i am very sure he is one son of soil commited to remove vulgarity and promote Punjabi Culture in a rightful manner.

Pooja. Kiven aa - a question nobody cared for

Release of film pooja kiven aa may be a bad news for its producers. But it proved to be a blessing in disguise for love birds who like to get hanky panky in a corner seat of a theatre because they were the only ones who purchased tickets. But damn those clauses in constitution which provides liberty to cinema owners to cancel a show if occupency is less then 8.

With this i hope producers learn that pooja jiven vi aa. Nobody cares. And hope producer learned its better to gift a big daimond rather than a. Movie. A daimond last forever while movie lasts a day or two.

SADDA HAQ Aethe Rakh

Sadda Haq releases worldwide on 5 April and probably is one great film that will break records atleast in UK , USA, CANADA.

Thanks to Govt. of India for giving it more publicity by banning it. The sensor did its job and gave u certificate but alas Govt in centre is of a party that has been actively involved in igniting the issue.

Overseas response is expected to be phenomenal because most people living their migrated abroad during the dark times this film is based on.

Kudos to the producer and director because it takes gut to do this kind of thing. Its Sadda Haq to remember the past abd learn lessons from it. So do watch this one.

EPIC TITLES

Epic in the sense that they are being made from years but yet to see the face of light.


This is an unordered list of films that never came into may be but some might see a decent releAse others will end up as life long nightmare's.

Mail kra de rabba 2
Yaar Anmulle 2
Yaar kaminay
Desi Munde
Teri meri ik jind
Ik vaari han karde
Saada jawAi NRI

Releasing tomorrow to a cinema not near you

Thats all i can say about a film which couldn't get more than two shows on its opening day.

Tomorrow is release of yet another Punjabi Film by former singing sensation Miss Pooja titled POOJA KIVEN AA. But frankly speaking were the producers sniffing come or something? As if her star power was not evident from her debut at height of her career.

I respect the lady mind you. But whats the point of making a movie in 3 months and releasing it asap without even making some TRP. Lesson to be learnt here is that its. Not raining money at box office dudes, you better do your homework rather than jumping the. Bandwagon.

Upcoming Punjabi Films

Poster Analysis-

JATT AIRWAYS - The poster of upcoming film jatt airways is out. They say don't judge a book by its cover but same cannot be said about a movie poster.

But a poster is the last thing on mind for Punjabi Film makers. Some of the least creative posters can be found here easy with exception of film Mirza .Just take few profile shots of all actors and place them side by side in order of their poster value and you are done.

So poster of jatt airways is just ordinary , it is made by the same director who delivered a film last year that broke the tide of happiness on which punjabi movie buffs were surfing on after the huge success of jatt and juliet and carry on jatta. The easily forgettable sirphire.

It's surprising to see an epic failure to churn out another flick so soon.
The main lead guy is Alfaaz who can be seen with his beer belly shining out and expressionless pose. Binu Dhillon and BN Sharma could really be the only people to save the crew if this airbus takes a nosedive. Lets wait for its music which has to songs from YoYo Honey singh